SWAGGLE
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JEREMY SWEIGERT

A.K.A. DJ SWAGGLE

Facebook wiped 20 years of my data. Now I take my power back.

Everything here runs on my own hardware — designed, built, hosted and operated by one man. No cloud, no middlemen, nothing leaves the building: reachable anywhere over my private network, streamed to no one.

4  projects · all 2026 On-premises Self-hosted AI Audited footprint
// Marquee event · Michael’s Men’s Club

THE STRIPPER OLYMPICS

July 15, 2026 · Michael’s Men’s Club

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// The stack — by the numbers

0.01% of data operations at this scale keep every byte on their own hardware. This one is in that sliver.
1 operator. Every system on this board was designed, built, hosted and run by one man.
0 Bytes streamed to anyone else. No cloud, no third parties, nothing logged off-site.
// STATIONS THE BOARD
CH·01 Online
Sovereign AI Studio & DJ Archive

SWAG-AI & DJ SWAGGLE

My sovereign AI and video studio and the full DJ Swaggle record, in one — image and video generation on my own rig (Z-Image, HiDream, a custom pipeline), alongside the press, history and archive of the Swaggle project.

Open studio & archive
CH·02 Live
On-Premises Club Intelligence

MMC-AI & CLUB OPERATIONS

The most capable — and the only — operations intelligence of its kind built for the adult-club market. A private, on-premises system that runs rotation, announcements, inventory, climate and nightly reports while staff just talk to it.

View the system
CH·03 Live now
32-Bit Arcade

SWAGGLE vs. THE ALGORITHMS

A pixel-art run against the feeds — playable now, right in your browser.

Play now
CH·04 Online
Carbon & Power Footprint

THE HONEST AUDIT

What it actually costs to run a sovereign studio — kilowatt-hours, terabytes and liters. Measured, not guessed, and posted in the open.

Read the numbers
// COMMS REACH THE OPERATOR

Bookings, builds, collaborations, or just to talk shop about running things off the cloud.